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Hieronymus Bitch

We used to call her Hieronymus Bitch, after the Dutch painter.  She was not great, as painters go, and she really could be a bitch.  She hated any art that she did not make herself, which included old masters, young … Continue reading

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Alien Abduction and my Election to the Post of Master of the Universe.

Today, as I wandered in the backyard, a strange beam of light hit me between the eyes. Suddenly, I found myself in a Hollywood movie. I was surrounded by starlets and harlots , politicians and their playfellows, dealers and soldiers … Continue reading

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